just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

lawgivers:

repeals:

lawgivers:

Ugh my parents are so annoying, someone save me <3

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Superman to the rescue! 

save me again, i just died at your jaw line omfg x_x

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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