"I have bullshitted my way through almost twenty years of life"
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Ugh my parents are so annoying, someone save me <3
Superman to the rescue!
save me again, i just died at your jaw line omfg x_x
wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first